HOLLYWOOD JOKES

This Game is based on the upcoming Will Smith SuperHero comedy movie, Hancock.
Try to save Walter the whale by not hitting the ships. For every success you get points equal to the number of ships or level number, for every hit you get minus points equal to the level number or number of ships. Happy Whale throwing. All the best!

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A teacher!

If I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him,what virtue would I be showing?

John, tell me what did you draw for the drawing homework?

But no one knows what God looks like!

Madam, i drew God.

They will in a minute.

Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, …

Class, today i am going to teach about circulation of the blood.

… and I would turn red in the face.

Yes. Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position …

…the blood doesn’t run into my feet?

Cause your feet ain’t empty.

What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Brotherly love!

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Bart, with $10,000, we’d be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like…love!

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! …

They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.

Marge, don’t discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn.

It’s what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman.

You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

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Homer, let’s go to Church today.

I’m having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!

But Homer today is Sunday, Church Day.

I’m not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why…

…should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I’m going to Hell?

But Homer. We have to go. This is our religion.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion?

Each week we just make God madder and madder.

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When will I learn? The answer to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV!

Marge, you’re as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud …

.. and my homosexuals flaming.

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